So sorry Queen Elizabeth, I can't make our luncheon...

I have a conjugal visit.

How Low Can Ya Go...How Low Can Ya Go

It appears as though in another rush to get attention back, Trilliandent & the Devil's Icebox have admined non other than...

 

 

 

I highly doubt this will be interesting in any way, shape or form.  Unless everyone is interested in hearing about the modeling and the cheating and the rap videos and the other men. 

 

 

I can't wait to see some instagram pix of 504 and her new red buttons! 

 

Feeling a little blue, Blues?

I wouldn't put it past her to be LadyB and messaging herself, seriously. Why would someone who's had privacy scares leave her FB wide open pretty much?

Isn't laying low what she was supposed to be doing with the SN change?

Salute time. Yikes 

DI VS Porn Star

 The post that started it all...

 The classic welfare replies...

 The classic bitch group kill yourself replies...

 I know a few members who hate fake ass people, maybe that's why Bandz is after her...

 So why does she keep going back if she's too weak for them? She's one that should stay away but can't, but good, more entertainment for us.

As of this time, no worthwhile replies to this one.

The Top Three

A rather different look than we had last week, with Bitch Groups slowly leaving the Top 10.  VixSins continues to top the charts while HOIR makes a large jump and the Haunted Realm slides in to the Top 10.

 

#1 VixSins 

 

Clam bumping at it's finest, it amazes me that this group is number one.  The group is a mixture of high school head cheerleaders and the fat girls that wanted to be them, it's basically like Mean Girls in a group.  It's cute that TugBoatWifey allows Smitty to wear sweatpants at her Diva Table, though.  That's her good deed for the year, befriending a fatty; let's hope she doesn't catch it!

 

At the moment, the hottest post at Vix is Iron.Beauty's "Let's Troll MC" post, which has sparked a myriad of activity for THE THRONE today. You may even recognize some of them ;-)

Apparently SkellyBird is responsible for the 76 pound toddler.

 

 

#2 House of Ill Repute

 

One of the most hated groups of Café Mom finally shows back up to the Top five this week.  Upon entrance of the group it is hard to tell how they are number 2 with ridiculous posts, overly aggressive admins and one gigantic rank post.  Most rank posts reach over 20,000 hits after a month or so of it being hit by members.  Not at HOIR! Apparently their large leap this week can be entirely attributed to a handful of admins bumping this post nearly 45, 000 times in 3 days.   Page after page of admins posting spam, even head admin LucyDiamond spams the post without mercy.  Come on, ladies, you can do better.  Or can you?

 

 

 #3 40ish & Beyond

 

Well, there's not much to see in 40ish & Beyond, especially in that beyond area.  This is an extremely awkward group for me and never did I realize so many middle aged mothers were using Café Mom.  I think of mothers with babies hanging off of their breasts and six to seven year old psycho's when I picture the typical Café Mom user.  Then I fall upon over 16,000 40 year old users in one group.  How do they pass the time you ask? Pillow fight spam posts, of course!

 

Maida here goes on posting pictures of pillow fights in a challenge of true grit.  667 replies later and I am unsure of who won and not entirely sure I'll be looking for the results.   If you still wear jeans with an extended ass, have large curly bangs or the beginnings of varicose veins, do stop by 40ish.

 

 

Honorable Mentions (other top ten groups)

 

#10  Devil's Icebox

 

Trill  continues bitching about MeMe's troll, mom2_3blessings apparent "spanking" and bitching about PinkDiamondz being outted as Bandz or PandaBear (Café Fails).  I am sure she is also obsessed with the identity of Café Mom's newest troll, LadyBaisseach.  Her pointless call outs and freak outs about everyone get old quickly and she's even got one of her admin working under LadyB's group.  Hmm? 

 

But thankfully they merged multiple forums so it is much easier to navigate.

 

 

 

 

Already Running Back Into Her Hole

It didn't take her long at all this time to go back in hiding. I wonder how long until she leaves cm altogether?

That's surprising

And a little sad.

The Tables Turn

So after Portia's call out on Jester today, Trill gets involved for some laughs...

The rest of the call out is pointless banter between MommyDumbass_Welfare & MrsUraDumbCunt

PortiaRose visits the Icebox

     So she says, but continues arguing with Portia for nearly 15 pages.

The post becomes ridiculous at one point and irrelevant.. so in a nutshell, PortiaRose is accusing the former 'Wicked/Jester' of having caught an STD from her cheating husband, leading up to her deleting her account and disappearing from DI for a month of so. 

Due date yall

this due date puts date of conception in the range of August 19-25.
She was in LA/GA all August. So...yeah.


and then because she didn't get any replies, she posted it again 20 minutes later in ANOTHER bitch group.

WHY would you share this

in a BITCH group?