Ummm, the plot like totally thickens, like for real!

(insert your best snobby gurrrl voice here)

While you were, like, sleeping, this BSC, like joined CM to look for this slore who told on her! So like, maybe I was "talking" to this other dude, but like, nothing happened. For realz! I totes swear!

But that bish better watch her, like, step, because I'm on the prowl for like justice! I'm totes gonna expose her whorish ways with these, like, totally random pictures of this guy.

So, like, watch out! You know who you are, bish!

 

 

 It's called Tineye. Use it yourself, unless......you're trying to get a secret message out there....

 

Somethin' 'bout this guy....seems New Orleansish...

 

 

 Dude, Cheez Whiz? Don't you know what that shit does to the environment?

(but, damn, that's somethin' delish)

 

 

Or Stingrays, but that's not the important message here, is it?

(and anyway, 'baby' sharks are called pups, dipshit)

 

 

Oh! OK! Now we get where this is going!

(if it took you this long, you need to read CM archives, if not and you got it within the first post, you get a limited time offer, Persnicks Gold Star!

 

And, now, for the ever so eloquently delivered commentary!

 

Yeah! I was wondering the same thing! But B.devilgal is goin' for the CM Wow factor!

 

Come on Anon! You seriously don't know by now? Were you just birthed from the CM Newcomers Club or something!?

 

The answer we've all known, but thought OP would never dribble out of her cheatin' whore mouth!

 

Anon, don't be a dumb slur now!

 

My educated guess would be, Miserably.

(But that's fucking funny enough to use myself!)

 

OP, go to HOIR.

The House Of Crazy Bitches

 

Come on Anon, don't be coy! You know exactly who this chick is talking about!

 

 

Moral of the story:

Ballers=trouble

Sharks do not=stingrays

and finally, you'll fit right in at HOIR!

 

Also! Thanks for finally giving me something to work with! CM has been dragging! I hope this means more fun ahead!