His anaconda don't want none unless you got asses...
Oh yes! So lucky to have read the entire post on asses! Complete with ass selfies!
So make yourself a sammie, put the kids to bed, and get ready for an
Asstastic Voyage my friends!
Her ass is obviously starving! It ate her underwear! (and no! Those are not pimples! They are birthmarks!)
What a waste of a good cream pie!
Everyone join in now! Lets have an Ass Party!
The "I Should Join the Roller Derby" ass
The "Dear, You Seem To Have TP Stuck In Your Ass" Ass
The "I Think This Is Really A Vag" Ass
The "Hills and Valleys" Ass
The "Let Me Bend You Over My Desk In A Porn Movie" Ass
The "My Ass Really Isn't This Big, But I Know How To Work A Camera Angle" Ass
The "Holy Shit! I Gotta Pee!" Ass
Double Feature Here!
The "Ummm, You Left Something In There" Ass
and
The "Fucking Ass Didn't Make The Bed Before He Left" Ass
The "What The Fuck Is On Your Ass" Ass
The "Don't Bash My Ass, Even Though I'm Gonna Plaster This Ass All Over The Internet" Ass
The "This Is How You Work That Ass With A Carrot In The Background" Ass
This Ass could go two ways...
either
The "My Tag Is Hanging Out" Ass
or
The "I Copied And Pasted This Ass From A Victorias Secret Catalog" Ass
And finally.....
The "Ass He Showed His Brother" Ass
Moral of the story ladies,
Don't make an "ass" of yourself and put your "ass" all over CM. Because more than likely, someone's gonna call out your "ass".
