Why don't you just enjoy this little novella they call "The Story of the Traveling Juggalette"

Hell! This girl takes more selfies than some other attention whores we all know, ahem! She changes her screen name like a gal changes underwear. She's got issues that no one else has never experienced, ahem. She may just be a walking contradiction. Wait, what am I thinking! She is a walking contradiction! It took me hours to read through the three lives of this lady! Pages and pages and pages of selfies, bridesmaid drama, and her finding God!

One things for certain....this little lady bleeds like the rest of Juggalo population, orange Faygo....Without further ado.....

The Story of the Traveling Juggalette

Understand before you judge!

She's planning a wedding you know! Every little bit helps!

She loves Twiztid so much she.....

She branded her Bazooms!

She got drama, yo! Uncle Andy be in the clink!

But! Happy days ahead! She's planning the most wonderful day of her life! With the greatest man eva!

Sure sounds like a free trip to Stanford Connecticut!

She shared her dream wedding with us!

But, really....

And her seven bridesmaids.....

But really....leggings, rainbows, bridesmaid drama, flip flops, and two buck necklaces.

The happy couple...

Mr. and Mrs. Juggalo!

Raise your plastic bottle of orange Faygo and toast these two crazy kids!

I wonder if they honeymooned at The Gathering of the Juggalos!

We were all there when she renounced her Juggalette lifestyle and found the Lord y'all! Halleluiah!

God doesn't want you to work gurrrlll! Even if your family struggelos!

I wish I could hear that!

Here's the walking contradiction part......Hmmmmmm.

You're not sober sweetheart.....Nope.

She loves her family! She's from a very large blended family! And a proud aunt ever since her baby sister spawned!

Now, ladies, I'd like you to clear your head, pretend Kenny Rogers is singing Through the Years and enjoy this lovey photo montage of our little Juggalo all growns up!

On That note, let me end by sayin'