Supa-Star Saturday!!! Elyce225

Yeah...I learned some pretty disturbing stuff looking this one up.....WTF is all I can say!

 

 

Valid question here, Why? BaldyMatch.com

 

 

 Not too bad....But the after has totally changed my mind...

 

 

 

 What's with the shoelace?

 

 

 

Disclaimer: No umbrellas were harmed in the process of this horrible shaving experience.

 

 



 

First Amendment Peeps! Everyone gets it!

 

hmmmmmmmm....

 

Now, it's 'bout to get fucked up in da club, bishes!

 

 

(Yes, I watched that video...I spent three hours rocking myself in a corner, sucking my thumb and asking for my mommy. I will not inflict such pain on the rest of you. You're welcome!)

 

 

And apparently, I'm not the only one scarred for life. So sorry gurrrrl!

 

 

Bish! Who wouldn't? What man wouldn't want a cheap glitter rhinestone stuck in his teeth?!

 

Anal Fissures anyone?

 

 

Somebody out there must have some experience with this....

 

And.....Here they are!

 

 

Have we found the elusive kitten masturbator?

 

Nipples anyone?

 

 

Drum roll please...............

 

 

You bishes ready? Are ya ready??

 

 

Hile Hilter!!!

 

 

WHAT THE EVERLOVIN' FUCK!

 

 

(I shall now retreat back to my corner to suck my thumb.)

 

(No, but really, I'm 'bout to bedazzle my vag!)