I had never seen a camel toe like that before...

Go with the first one.

Close to my Womb

 

Bitch of the day award goes to the aptly named BeeraBITCH.

Newbie Naming Time!

Post your suggestions here:
http://www.cafemom.com/group/115189/forums/read/18976425/NAME_THE_NEWBIE

Name the newbie!

So I scored a minion, I mean, a helper for the blog.
Too bad she can't think of a name to use.
That's where you come in.
There will be a post in MC later tonight, anon of course ;), where you can throw up some alias suggestions for her!

New links

So the feed I use to push Twitter and FB updates shortens the links and makes them weird.

Some people have told me that posting normal links to this blog have gotten their fingers slapped by admins, so if you post a link, try to use on of the weird ones and see if that helps.

:(

So first this happened,

then this

and now this

I didn't think the junk shot was so bad, I don't know why people jumped on it. One anon in particular was a serious twat.

CMeme

I love this, if you have more, send them in!

About damn time

Let's see how long this time out lasts.

Well hello

And it begins

I'm glad to see the trolls have recovered from the glitch. Stay strong! If you give up, they win!

2 new ones!

It's like a herpes outbreak.

Just kidding.
2 new CM blogs have popped up.
Links below.
I'll check back in and if they actually update, I'll add them to the link list.


http://thecafemomtimes.blogspot.com/


http://cmcrazies.blogspot.com/

I'm late but wtfever

I meant to post when the blog hit 200,000 views.
Oops
But its now at 220,092.

I feel like I should be handing out balloons, or have the Kmart blue lights flashing. Confetti. Something.

So here's some trivia.

This blog was started in January 2012.
It was originally drama llamas, then drama llama coral, and then finally the throne.
It went from 1 person, to 3, back to 1, back to 3, back to 1, to 2, then 1 and a half, and now back to 1.

Layout changes

I've been messing with this shit all night and now I have a headache, so you get default until I can find something that doesn't suck

Enjoy :P


I'm also going back through all 315ish posts to make sure the tags are right, adding them, removing some etc.

Basically this next few days is blog maintenance.
Please keep sending stuff in though!

LOVE THEM

My fave

Thank you LM for making and sending this in! LMAO

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

<3 you Chris Crocker.

Anyway, I am not laura_simms, or tansyflower.
Good night



BTW he is really cute now.

Whatever you say

Mmmmmhmmm

A sugar baby's gotta do what a sugar baby's gotta do

Too bad she didnt get pics, they'd come in handy right now lol


http://www.cafemom.com/group/115189/forums/read/18816143/Waiting_on_dh_to_get_home_tmi_hehe?next=1


ReaIisticBeauty,   lmao

and the Trolling Awards go to....

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Ooops

A few of my friends have kids by him.
Posted by

    Anonymous


And it makes me so mad because they all look JUST like him. I have a (secret ) kid by him and he looks a little like him but mostly like me. It's not fair. Why did MY son have to be the only one not to get his looks? I want to be able to look at my son and see him! There are a few things that are undeniable that came from him but I wish he looked just like him like all his other kids. I'm so jealous of all his other baby mamas.
Posted by Anonymous on Oct. 27, 2012 at 9:46 PM

Please don't breed

Who knows how long it would take her to buy a crib

Mobile sucks

Sorry stuff is out of order, I can't rearrange it until tomorrow. 

"Classy"

Omitting pictures from the post.

Warning. Penis in the post.

WHY does the SAME dick keep popping up? (lol)

Can we get some fresh meat please?

Yall want some pie?

I don't even think this is worth posting, but I love me some Paula Deen memes.

So she's from the ghetto, but her home town is "nice"?

Make up your mind woman.